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Mood Rings......
An oldie, but a goodie…
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it Turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a Big frickin red mark on his forehead..
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.. Dumb ass.
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Roscoe
"Crisis occurs when women and cattle get excited!"....James Thurber
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