[FWB]

i used to live in fresno and still have family there. i would surely
have blown my head off by now if i still lived there. couldnt get a good cheese steak (by east coast standards) to save my life.
and nobody knew what tastycakes were. my neighbors thought
i was a freak because i owned a lawn mower and cut my own grass
go figure. i am now happy the sky waters my lawn, and i shoot my rifle from my back porch, the only response from my neighbor is "Did ya get em'...."