A friend when into a Auto Zone store:
Mike: I need an
oil filter for a '59 pontiac with 389ci engine.
Clerk: We don't have those. It's not in the computer so we don't have those.
Mike: (Reaching over the counter grabbing a book) It's in here.
Clerk: It can't be, everything in there is in the computer and I don't have training for the manuals.

