[mdmull]

Only girlie men go to Long Grove to have a beer. In fact The only reason to enter Long Grove (center of town) is no longer here now that Gary & Nancy have moved away. If a Single man goes into Long Grove, he better be meeting a HOT female who mistakenly went there with one of her friends.If a married man enters Long Grove with his wife, He's been promised something in return or he's permanently and irrevovably WHIPPED. Especially on one of their "Fests". Sid you better get someone other than Ralphie to represent you at the Mancard board hearing as his status is now up for review too. Ralph even quoted from the chocolate fest "so after you shop, take a seat, watch the stage performers, drink a Miller Draft, and enjoy the scenery!" What are we shopping for? needlepoint! what are the "stage performers" - puppet show? MUSSON for judge! Please repent Sid. I didn't think paying your $20 included a full dose of the Kool-aid. Come back from the dark(pink)- side.