[Jamo]

If they ask how much right off the bat, I respond with a question (professional habit): "Are you interested in getting one?" That either leads to an enjoyable discussion of the various alternatives with a person who is truly interested, or to an early end of having to use up some of my limited human lifespan with someone who needs to get off the planet.

I am usually extremely nice until the person gives me a reason not to be. If they come up assplaining to their posse everything they think they know about my car, I let them dig an extremely deep hole, and then go back and educate their ass in a mannerly way leaving no doubt amongst the speaker and his throng what a phuking moron the speaker is.

Easy to figure them out...they usually start off by assplaining how my stainless steel body makes it an original.