[TL Marcel]

Superman was late for the "Superhero Convention" in Hawaii

After a while, in he flew, clothes ripped, black eyes and a bleeding nose

Batman says to him - "what the heck happened to YOU?"

"there I was", he says, "flying over the islands, when with my X-ray vision I could see Wonderwoman, 20 miles ahead, lying naked on the beach, legs open and moaning... so I flew in low and whamo!"

Batman: "Wow! I bet she was surprised"

Superman: "Yup! But not as surprised as the Invisible Man!"