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 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 
 The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
 
 Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale couldn't swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
 
 The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
 
 The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
 
 The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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