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Old 05-25-2008, 03:15 PM
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Here's the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce...



After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.



Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.



On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charged $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?



But...



Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).



Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no *****ing and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *



Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
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