Associated Press
3:32 PM EDT, May 29, 2008
TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. In an interview with CNN, the woman said she planned to file for divorce.
Police are investigating.
I guess he didn't notice her walking funny before she left.
Moral of the story : Never take your eyes off your nude maid.