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Wow a totally impartial, unbiased, upstanding, honest person to be a judge…………… That description fits me like an Orenthal James Glove.
I just want it to be known that if drafted it will be my honor to accept the assignment. I pledge to do my part to insure that a driver of a car, of the appropriate color, wins the properly colored ribbon. That is the color of the ribbon which has historically signified excellence in all contests for which ribbons are awarded. I pledge to keep this tradition moving forward into the next millennium.
I understand that as a judge of this contest I will be required to vote for the winner. My background and credentials speak for themselves. I am from Chicago. Since the age of 12 and 1/2 I have always exercised my voting rights several times in every single election that has taken place. This of course includes the several years I lived in New York.
So, as you can see; I am an experienced voting machine.
Besides I do not need to taste the other entries to know who gets my vote.......I am just saying
Er, er, ah, ah………….. I mean let the best man win.
So long as he drives a blue car
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