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Mike...two years ago I asked the manager at "America's" Best Value motel...please notice the quotes...if I could use a hose to wash my Cobra. He replied..."Ten dollars for ten minutes!"
So, I told him "Look here, we're filling up your hotel for the next three nights. Are you sure you want to charge me $10.00 to use your hose...?"
"Ten dollars for ten minutes!", he replied.
"Okay, there, Rishi...tell ya what, I'll just use your towels to wash my car, and figure something else out...!" ...and I did! I first went to the office and asked for some extra bath linens...they gave me two more wash cloths, hand and bath towels. I used the hand towels to knock the initial brake dust off my wheels, and then filled up the plastic trash can in my already filthy room with water...and used his towels to wash and dry my car. When I was done, I dropped all the dirty towels - some black from brake dust - off at the front office door so he'd be sure and find them in the morning.
Ten dollars for ten minutes....how ridiculous! I'll never stay at Moamar's Hotels again....nor Rishi's....nor Kumar's... nor Indihra's... Anyone see the pattern developing here...?
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