[Ron61]

THE WELFARE CHECK

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his
monthly check.

He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare
month after month. I'd really much rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips.


You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy
says, "You're bull****ting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Ron