Mike,
I think it's funny that you never find something funny that pokes fun of something you value. I wanna call you a clinchpoop (something you called me way back when) for not being able to laugh at yourself, but I won't for the sake of the forum.
Lighten up - you might live longer.
Oh, and here is the Jimmy Carter:
However, when it gets right down to it - if it ever came to a slugfest between the USS Reagan and the USS Carter I would pick the Carter every time.
Steve