[big-boss]

"Viva la Kirkham! Viva la arruminum!"

Am I wrong to believe that we Kirkham owners are the center of the Universe? The standard of what is real and wholesome.
Am I wrong to believe that if your body is not of Arruminum you are simply an "Emperor with new clothes"?
Am I wrong to believe that we Kirkham owners really are better than the rest of "Them"? Over and over we hear, "it's not a Kirkham but"

To be not a poser, To be not a Cobra,To be naked and proud-Is to be a Kirkham. Simple, Free, Real!