Judge for yourself on this one as I never bothered to go to Snopes to check on it. They sound reasonable enough to be true, especially in Texas;
These quotes are supposed to be true, judge for yourself
These 16 were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
[these are some mighty 'quick witted' cops!]
16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
went through.'
15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while.'
14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document.'
13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 ft/second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'
11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?'
10. 'Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop.'
6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven.'
5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend
of yours. It's good to know someone who can post your bail.'
AND THE WINNER IS....
1. 'You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't.........Sign here.'
Ron
