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Siamese twins park their Cobra and walk into a pub in Toronto. They park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined
at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please".
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees. "Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the culture ..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English -they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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Tom
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough HORSEPOWER." Mark Donohue
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