[jams]

Another we are doomed story.

My brother-in law and myself are checking out at the local home center years back where you can buy nails by the pound. My brother-in-law was buying a bunch of railroad spikes.

When the cashier asked how many pounds?
He answered 1 Pound.
With a quizzical look she says that looks like more than a pound.
He says they are big nails.
She says OK!