Fred,
You are terrible. I really got her husband yelled at one day as I made up a sign that said, "If you have cat problems, I will send my wife to drive by your house for $25 dollars'" and stuck it on his cash register on the side the customers see. He never saw it all day and when she came by on her way home from school, she really blew a fuse. But she hasn't ran over one now for a few years. Although come to think of it, just after the cat problems she did take out about 20' of one of their neighbors chain link fences and then told Jack they needed to pay to have a post she bent replaced.
They are the ones that called last night and I am going over in a few minutes to check their phone line and be sure which way the problem is. It is a good thing we have been friends for almost 50 years.
Ron