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Noting Barack Obama recently issued this statement to his believrs in Elko, "I need you to go out and talk to your friends and neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independents or whether they are Republicans. I want you to argue with them and get in their face", dentists nationwide have issued their wholehearted support to Obama.

Said a spokesperson, "We anticipate, as a result of this statement, or order, to see a huge rise in revenue from the large number of democrats that will be coming into our offices, after arguing and "getting in the face of Republicans", missing a whole lot of teeth. Some will be missing a few, some a lot, but they will all increase our coffers for reconstructive surgery for implants, crowns, dentures etc. Some of our dentists that are now barely making it are sure to see a huge increase in revenue enabling us all to easily afford luxurious vacations in the Winter. Mr. Obama, thank you."

Obama, upon hearing this news said, "Just wait for my tax increases on these dentists. I'll get the money back, just wait and see."

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