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Originally Posted by FWB
there just seems to be no escape.......i try to post to more mundane subjects to avoid the politico speak, but alas even flatuations are politicized.  |
That's correct.
Three boys were out fishing one morning, and NObama was out jogging along the adjacent parkway when he tripped and fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service could get to him, the boys saw him thrashing around in the water and pulled him out of the creek. He was so grateful he offered them whatever they wanted. The first said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Nobama replied, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second one said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes." Nobama said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!"
The third boy said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!"
Nobama was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!"
Phoebe Dinsmore: [giving Obama diction lessons] Repeat after me - Tah, Tey, Tee, Toe, Too.
Barack Obama: Tah, Tey, Tye, Tow, Tyo.
Phoebe Dinsmore: No, no, no Mr. Obama, Round tones, round tones. Now, let me hear you read your Teleprompter.
Barack Obama: And I cayn't stand'im.
Phoebe Dinsmore: And I can't stand him.
Barack Obama: And I cayn't stand'im.
Phoebe Dinsmore: Can't.
Barack Obama: Cayn't.
Phoebe Dinsmore: Caaaan't
Barack Obama: Cayyyyn't