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I've sat idly by and read the comments of the Canadian delegation as they commented on how stupid our choices are for people running for office and how our country is constantly messing up the world. So I'd like to take this chance to give my opinion of the Canucks.

First of all you guys have an election going on and I don't think you've seen a single post where we comment/criticize on what's going on up there in lala land. You think we fight with each other well you guys fight over what language to speak. How dumb is that. Figure out how to get the French and English to work as a single band of Canadians.

Secondly, don't you think we're a little tired of you guys being the port of entry for drug supply into our Pacific Northwest. Why not control all of the pot that you send us? And on the subject of sending us things how about a little stricter immigration control so all of your jihadist Islamists can't sneak over our borders and create mahem.

Also, what's this crap about mixing tomato juice with your beer. Are you guys nuts?

Any of you guys been out beating any of those poor baby seals in the head? Stop it.

And last but not least don't you feel a little ashamed that over 75% of your population lives within 90 miles of our border where you can leach off of everything that we've built? I guess it makes for a much shorter trip if someone invades your country (which God only knows why they would) so you can run down here with puckered butts and hide behind us. Why not spend a larger amount on defense so you don't have to depend on us to protect you. Better yet why not move half the population farther north and develop your own country instead of depending on us and then criticizing us for our decisions.

Irritating isn't it? Now you know how we feel listening or reading what you have to say.