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An elderly lady in a wheelchair at a local nursing home happened to notice a new male resident who was undergoing "orientation" with a staff member.
When she later found him alone in the hallway they began chatting. She told him she was psychic and could tell him his exact age. He said, go ahead, so she reached into his pants, fondled him for several minutes, then proudly told him, "you're 76 years old".
He replied, "thats amazing, how do you do it?" She said, "Easy, your date of birth is on your wrist band!".
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Bob
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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