[Fred Douglass]

.....this may be a bit technical, but I'm sure you can follow it easily---------first you take a 215-grain, .45 ACP round (preferably more exotic than standard issue ball), load it into your 1911, aim directly between the headlights, and squeeze the trigger gently and steadily.....

Then again, you may want to drag the beloved Chariot o' Fire over to an area frequented by the homeless or "unofficial" immigrants.....prior to executing the above ritual.....

Ar, etc.

Chowdah!