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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."
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Ole has been sick for days and is slowly getting worse. He finally reaches the point that he can't get out of bed on his own any more, and he agrees to let Lena call the doctor.
The doctor comes over and examines Ole then leaves the room and visits with Lena for a while.
Upon returning to the room he explains to Ole that there is nothing he can do, and it is only a matter of time.
Ole begs and pleads for anything to help. He assures the doctor that he will try anything no matter how experimental or extreme.
After listening to Ole for quite some time the doctor says "Well there is one thing ..."
Ole says "Anything ... I'll try anything!"
"Mud baths ... take three mud baths a day."
Ole's eyes brighten and he says he'll do it. "Will they really help?"
Doctor looks at him and says "Don't know ... but it will help you get used to the dirt."
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Thought for the day:
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it,
piss on it and walk away.
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