[Fred Douglass]

I wuz "Blotto" during the infamous Wahoo-Wah incident.

BTW Hanoi Freshperson Foo-baw was unique in the Ivies----we were direct-snap single-wing. I wuz left wingback ("left"? how inappropriate!) as well as right cornerback. It was in the latter role that I attempted to decapitate the Fartmouf running back via a well-executed "bulldogging" maneuver. This led to loss of helmet (his head was still attached to his body, unfortunately) profuse bleeding (on his part) and a prolonged and lively discussion with the field-judge. Koo.

I played a total of three games, didn't letter and missed the photo. Whatta career!

Oh, and guess how much Bawney Fwank wuvved foobaw?