[Fred Douglass]

.......ME tell YOU aboot compootahs? Like Mike Ditka explaining the finer points of ballet!!! Ar-ar-ar-ar!

I'm a (sometime artist, historian and [sometimes] writer)----if you want your sailboat to go upwind as well (or better) than any in the race, or you want a cord of wood split and stacked, I'm your protohominid----compootahs? Bwana no teach Freddie compootah? Instrument of the Devil!

Old tech, okay....NEW tech? Huh?

Ar, etc.

Put the lash on Janie, she'll post 'em.

Chow,