[Fred Douglass]

.......one of my Pommie Pals just e-mailed me some info on this very incident!

Turns out that there is (as I write this) a UFO at a auto-body shop in Lincolnshire! Massive dents on the right front "fender" and headlight area. The "owners" are little tennis-ball sized clots of a greenish snot-like material. The big problem was getting the estimate rendered in terms that the little snot-balls can decipher. They finally arrived at a solution, but alas, their charge card looks like it won't work on Earthly machines.

Oh well.