Viva la revolution!
Freddie, last time I thought for sure you said
poo house! I got the dam thing all cleaned out for you and ya never showed up! I even got into a fight with the neighbor when the cheap basturd objected to me and my clan using his while ours was all prettied up.
No problemo amigo with the comely wenches - theres some that get blind right quick when dinero is served!
PS - The paintings for the tourists oughta do well. We are already bracing for the invasion of happy campers coming here in droves to spend their Obamabucks!