Well this is where I put my " I had brain surgery so what do you expect" clause...
I had a perfectly good pump but for some reason could not get any fuel pressure. I got very frustrated with it and went to PepBoys and bought a mechanical pump. No go there either so I said WTF. So I hooked a hose and a funnel to the inlet and filled the funnel with gas. I cranked over the motor and it sucked the funnel dry. Then I thought to myself I had removed the soft line from the hard line at the front of the car. Maybe I kinked the hard line somehow. So I pulled the soft line and when I did a piece of electrical tape was over the end of the hard line. WTF tooo... Somehow when I put the soft line back on the tape that was wrapped around the stainless braid had come off and covered the hard line... argh... how frustrating. Anyhow I fixed that and put my pump back in and voila.. We got gas....
