[Scott S]

My little sister has a home business drafting poems, here are some of hers.

#1

Appropriate for husband or wife…

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want a divorce

How about you?



#2

On Valentine’s Day…

Everybody knows chocolates are quite nice

Or a bottle of champagne chilling in some ice

A dozen long stem roses in a crystal vase

Or a nice romantic dinner at some fancy place



But this year we can’t afford it, it’s not meant to be

But, Honey, it’s OK, we still have you and me

Let’s park our butts on the couch and share an ice cold beer

I’ve ordered up a pizza, your unemployment check is here!

Happy Valentine’s Day!



#3

This year on Valentine’s Day…

Keep your chocolates and your wine

Just put the seat down for me one time!

Take out the garbage without being asked

Complete one home improvement task

Forget the flowers and the date

Pretend you like what’s on your plate

These are things that you could do…

‘Cause if you don’t, we are through!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day!



#4

To my favorite cowboy…

Our love is like a country music song

The kind where everything goes wrong

Don’t worry, your dog’s alive and you still have your truck

The mill didn’t shut down; you’re not out of luck

But you know the part where your wife runs away…?

That part is true! Happy Valentine’s Day!

YeeHaw!!!