Well heck, why not go for the "Full Fledged Top of the Line Executive Premium Sumpremo Triple Diamond Platinum package membership?
It's only a few dollars more.. that's the one we signed Sid up with,
It includes; washing and waxing all current (paid) memebers cars,
Cleaning the WCCC fun jet, It also include one weekend at the WCCC
Club Cond but no party girls are included for your rookie season.
Although I left some tequila there last time to which you can help yourself.
All this and so much more... for the paltry amount of $1,158,000.13 !!!
If you cannot afford this amount I suggest you go with the pay as you go package (known as the R. Shelby special). $2.50 a month for the rest of your life. Oh, and all the beer the club can drink.
