[Fred Douglass]

.....that, if you turned on all the lights, heaters, A/Cs, toasters, ovens, stoves, TV/VCR/DVD stuff etc.-etc.-etc. in Gore's Tinnisssseeeee house (which rivals the VAB at the Kennedy Center for size)----the sun would actually go into a total eclipse for three weeks. Is this true?

Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!