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Survivor, Texas Style

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The State of Texas pitched this "Survivor idea" to the network:
"Survivor, Texas Style".

The contestants will start in El Paso, travel I-20 through
Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Ft.Worth &
Dallas.
They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up
I-10 to Kerrville,
Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to
Amarillo over
to Hereford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker
that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barak Obama and I'm here
to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.