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Originally Posted by Wes Tausend
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Ron,
There might be another advantage to enlisting us old guys.
We wouldn't really need Liberty or any other kind of pass to town. What would we do, go to a strip club? Well, what if the strip joints hired women my age? Naw, I'd rather lie in my bunk and reminisce. 
In the morning, I'd get up before Reveille and have coffee with some of the other old guys. If ya gotta wake up to pee all the time anyway, ya might as well. 
Wes
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That enlarged prostate doesn't let you sleep on guard duty for any length of time either.
Old age ain't for sissies!
I can't see and I can't pee
I can't chew and I can't screw
Everything I eat takes forever to pass
if these are the Golden years
You can kiss my azz
Dan