[Fred Douglass]

As a lot of you already know they were the last, and best BB's the US built. Iowa, Wisconsin, New Jersey and Missouri. Next time the dog-chompin' Chicoms want to moon our sailors, let's give 'em a view of nine 16" rifle bores!

I believe youse guys are right. The Chinese are ramping up for Taiwan, and they KNOW that Obamessiah Pinnochio will hide behind that horrifyin' Mish-Hell's skirts!!!!

Of course it would help if our freakin' arm-chair admirals would snap to and recognize unarmed ECM ships are just asking for it. Let's see, first it was the Liberty, then it was the Pueblo, then that P-3 Orion airplane, and now that lithping Whatever-It-Is (the USS Harmless, or something)!

Krikeys! Let's give the doggie-diners a look at the best battlewagons ever made! They leave horrific wakes at speed, too. Easily enough swamp those ChiCom PuPu platters!

I'm getting my old uniform out of the locker (maybe a quick trip to the tailors)...ar-ar-ar-ar!