[wtm442]

Hello, I cannot come to the phone, but you have 4 message options.

My initials are WM and if you actually know me, please press 1 now and leave a message.

For Spindles Autofest or Cruise Night information, leave your name, phone number and a question and I will get back to you. Press 2 now.

If you are one of the many callers I get looking for Mary, O’Lindy’s or someone I’ve never heard of, press 3 now.

If you are trying to sell some worthless junk or begging for a donation, remove this number from your phone list and do not call me again.

If you have patiently waited thru this entire message and do not know what to do, please press 4 which will transfer you to the Phone Company … so you can cancel your phone service because you cannot dial a phone number correctly.

This message is void were prohibited ... and remember that your mileage may vary.

Bye Bye