[Fred Douglass]

......initially I felt bad for you, but then I went to the Gallery and saw that you had at least four or five cobras, looked healthy as hell, lived in foo keen paradise, are apparently hard-working and consequently well-off.......well.....I hope your next "upscope" IS in Turkey! So there! No, wait, I take that all back-----I'm a Republican and wish you well, long life and many more cobras! Ar-ar-ar. You are livin' the life, young man! Oh, BTW, clean out yer pool house! I'll be down next November!

Another thing to make us ALL feel better aboot this DELIGHTFUL medical process is that Bernie Madoff will be getting these done---without anesthesia, by total "amateurs" AND practically EVERY NIGHT! Yay!!!!