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YO-HO YO-HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!
He'll get two years worth of free passes to Disneyland, a kid meal at McDonolds..named after him...like "Pirates let's make a Deal" lunch, and of course a book deal. After that he will be on Opra, the View, and all the NBC stations..last but not least a job at FEDX cause he's good at doin things fast.
Ain't America a great place for the inspired.
Bill
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