I think once Chrysler is whittled down to two guys building one car a year in the White house's garage from surplus parts given to them by Fiat, the government will be able to declare "we saved Chrysler!"...
GM could be "streamlined" into a chain of car washes... (bi-lingual of course)
Good thing we handed out all that money to avoid shuttering plants and tossing workers out while a plan could be drafted to shutter the plants and toss out the workers. Oh, and hand away the company for nothing.