[MilwDoug]

There was a guy in a bar one night who got very very very drunk.
I mean really really really plastered. When the bar was getting
ready to close, he got up and stumbled out the door.

As he left, he noticed a nun walking down the street, so he
stumbled over to her, and punched her in the face.

The punch stunned her, and she fell to the ground. The drunkard
grabbed her by her rosary beads and started kicking her in the
face. Then in the ribs. Then in the face again.

After the beating, he leaned over her bruised body and said,
"You're not such a ****in' tough guy tonight,... are you Batman?"