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Originally Posted by Jamo
Ya damn right. What's your point? 
...and by the way, whether you eat it or not...you are most certainly full of it (as we all are on occasion in the Lounge).  |
Actually, I'm simply trying to keep you alive. Eating poop cannot be good for you (you do agree with that, right?), so I'm simply making sure that you and other members have the information, e.g. based on your fast food habit you are more than likely a huge poop eater. With that said, I've made my contribution to the overall health of ClubCobra, so my work is done for this day. It's not necessary to thank me, it's what I do.
As far as me being full of poop, it's simply not logical for you to come to that conclusion - Spock would be very upset at you. I'd say that it's more likely that you and, for example ComputerWorks are huge poop eaters; on a daily diet of fast food, including a generous helping of poop - therefore, you are both huge poop eaters - this is not rocket science - eat poop each day, you are naturally a huge poop eater. There is simply no other logical conclusion since it's even confirmed by the USDA that trace amounts of poop are contained in burgers. I'm simply stating that "trace amounts" doesn't cover the actual volume, so who do you beleive: me or the federal government under Obama?
Try this, just order the burger next time - rare, no condiments, no bread, etc. - taste it - that's the tast of poop. You may think it tastes like 'meat' but that's only because of mental conditioning, probably covering your entire life. Also, take a look at the people working in, for example, McDonald's - they cooked your burger - do you think that they care whether or not most of the poop was cooked out? Would you allow any one of them to cook your food at home? What with the pimples and not washing their hands after pooping, etc YIKES!
As I've stated, there is nothing wrong with being a huge poop eater, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.