[MilwDoug]

There was a virgin that was going out on her first date and
she told her grandmother about it. The grandmother says "Sit
here and let me tell you about those young boys."

"He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that
but, don't let him do that."

"He is going to try to feel your breasts, you are going to
like that but, don't let him do that."

"He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you
are going to like that but, don't let him do that."

But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you
and have his way with you. You are going to like that but,
don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next
day she told her grandmother "My date went just like you said
it would, but I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his
family."