[Kim Pallister]

A guy comes into work at the garage one day and he's sporting a big shiner over his left eye.

His buddy asks "Where'd you get the black eye?"

"Church." he replies

"Church?!?" his buddy exclaims.

"Yep. Church. We're there yesterday, and we all stand up to sing hymns. There's a very shapely young lady in front of me in a nice flowered dress. However, the dress is kind of stuck in her crack. Not wanting her to look the fool, I kindly reached over the pew and pulled it out. She turns around and hits me!"

A week goes by and the shiner goes from blue to green to yellow and is fading. Monday, they come into work again, and this time the guy has a massive shiner over his right eye.

"Holy crap!" his buddy exclaims "How'd you get another black eye?"

"Church."

"Church!!!! AGAIN?!?"

"We there yesterday, and we all stood up to sing hymns. The same shapely young lady in front of me, wearing the same flowered dress..", he begins to say

"don't tell me her dress was stuck in her crack again?" his buddy interrupts.

"No, it wasn't. And I know she doesn't like it that way, so I pushed it in!"