The last time I brainstorm an idea around here.
So Negative. I bet Billy Mays could sell it!
Alright it might have a few flaws...
How about double insulated glass or unbreakable lexan for those wild parties. The glass can have a light tinting to keep the rays out.
If the beer gets skunky in your cooler from UV rays, you are drinking too SLOW!
See problem solved. Infomercial here I come.