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Old 06-01-2009, 07:36 PM
Maurice Johnson Maurice Johnson is offline
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Out on the boat fishing one day, and one of the guys was really seasick. Sitting on the head (toilet), with his pants around his ankles, exploding with the squirts, while hugging a bucket to his chest, heaving lemon yellow bile.
The captain says"one of you guys keep an eye on him. If he squirts and heaves at the same time, he may pull a vacumn, and collapse his ribcage--and the fish are just starting to bite"
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