[Paul F]

I started to read this story and then when I started laughing uproariously out loud, I started over and read it to my wife. I had to repeat several sentences over as I was laughing so hard, I couldn't get the words out. We laughed and cried out so loud we scared the pets and they left the room.

I don't know what I would have done in that situation but you handled it brilliantly.

A marvelously constructed narrative. Thanks for the best laugh so far this year.