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Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch David Letterman

10.) Never fixed that annoying gap between his teeth.

9.) Larry “Bud” Melman never really liked Dave.

8.) Dave is still bitter about not getting the “Tonight Show.”

7.) Jay Leno kicked his butt.

6.) Letterman hasn’t been cool since “Walk like an Egyptian” by the Bangles was at the top of the charts.

5.) He’s bald.

4.) Conan O’Brien will whip Letterman’s butt just like Jay Leno did.

3.) Madonna was right when she called Dave a “sick #%#@!” back in 1994.

2.) If Dave wasn’t on TV, he couldn’t score at a brothel with $100 bills pasted all over his body.

1.) Letterman isn’t man enough to sincerely apologize for making a vicious and tasteless joke about a teenage girl.

One more....

He’s married to a slutty looking bimbo who looks like a Tranny and they have a bastard son...

Just a joke, Dave...