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One of my buddies has a wife that's plumb psychotic. They had an argument the other day in the kitchen and she was waving a huge carving knife around while she was ranting. When he asked her what the knife was for she said "What do you think it's for?? I'm in the kitchen - I'm cooking!" Two days later they had another row in the upstairs hallway. Guess what - she was waving the same knife around again. He asked her "What are you cooking this time?" She replied "Your ass!"
They don't sleep in the same room anymore and I keep telling him to make sure his bedroom door is locked at night.