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Aw, shoot, Mike. I don't think it will be a problem with men using the ladies can.
Have you ever noticed how long their lines are?
On the other hand, I have noticed women and girls using our portable "facilities" at county fairs and the like, adding to the terrible male congestion.
Even had a little girl cheat in line ahead of me already. Dived right under my arm as I reached for the latch, dammit. Hey. It's just not fair. I couldn't be a cad and object ...well ...because it was a little girl, dang it (Just let a guy try it, though). The sneaky little lady knew what she was doing. But you can bet your bottom dollar she hadn't drank as much beer as I did. I mean I was already desperate. At the last minute, I had to give up my spot in the beer line, to give you an idea.
Maybe we should pass a law requiring more single public bathroom facilities (Port-a-Potty Police). And it won't matter who uses them last. Well except for me. I properly wizzed in the little scooper thing on the side of the wall. But I lifted ....and purposely left the seat up to punish the next chick in the men's line behind me.
I used my foot of course. It was already wet from the floor anyway.
Wes
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