I don't know if you'd call this stupid or the most unlucky person ever...
Many years ago my sister worked in the records dept of Lakewood hospital outside Cleveland. One fellow was treated in the emergency room for tearing off his eyelid. The story given was that he caught it in the garage door while trying to open it.
Then there was the 37yr old man who had a chubby for three days... His Mother brought him in.
Yet another ruptured his nutsack with a vacuum cleaner...
This kind of stuff makes the skateboarders allmost seem intelligent.
